“The Worst Case Scenario Survival Game” may have to become a regular feature around here. It’s both entertaining and helpful. For example:
How To Foil A UFO Abduction
A. Never travel alone in the woods. No UFO abduction has ever involved more than seven people.
B. Dress like a tourist and carry cameras and a map. Appear willing to go with the aliens.
C. Focus your thoughts toward the alien. Tell it, “Leave me alone. Go away, I have a virus.”
I did not make any of that up. The correct answer (in bold) is C, by the way. If I had met an alien before I read that I would have been all, “See my cameras and map! I am a tourist! Take me to the mothership.” Close one.